Thursday, December 31, 2009

The rolling fart ball px8000.


Peter cockonlips just got his new ride together. Not only will you be able to smoke that fart you just ripped, but you will actually get to taste it for the next 10 miles! Forget about those wet sharts with this ride you can hose out the inside with poopie droop seat cushions.
Peter is doing a USA tour and will be coming to a mall near you.

the future is here

I was just doing a little review on "scoot the koot" on this new 2011 
visored, roll caged, aero dinamic, scewtcher, and let me tell you this
lady is a wingnut, she took the 22 offramp from the 55 and didn't stablize her vectors, what was she thinking! she lost control crooked grinded the k rail and blew out her pinky toe.
the skoot was totes and the lady needs a pinky toe tranny if you cash my drink.

oh yeahhh

there great for families too!

Please take me to your leader varooooooom





wheelie curl

I only ride red.